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case no. 24764

ALL EMPLOYEES OF GAEBINSTA CINIC HAVE DIED

posted 5:7:33:53 ago

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2:32 AM

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hello checkers of the checkerboard L.OL…

i think i heard my dad say something about how every single employee of gaebinsta, host of the gaebinsta clinic, have died maybe

i told that old fool to shut his flapping glass lips and he sub sequentially whipped me with thuh TV gide book, stupid fuck, one day i hope i check a lie called PATERNITITY TEST fuck

that fucker most likely didn’t create me

anyways that shit sounded like a lie, and we have extreme prejudice against lies (if you forgot FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE, you a fake ONE 1)

so i will go to the gaebinsta clinic and took some pictures, unlike my evil not-father (or should i say not-zi, because he is evil and such) i will take pictures of facts not lies and not various fishes like him

legally we must

state that the MELPAY webcheck donation system is a feature only available to paying “founder” status members of webcheck.com

the meritocracy is not real, we disproved that

lie a long time ago

fuck, that elderly scum guy i do reluctantly call “pops” seemed to have sniffed a truth

i swam on over to the gbc and they’re was not a single proletarian in sight i do tell YOU!


here’s a slimy little picture to show you my finding ings

this is no worker trust me now, that is an attendant

of the fabled clinic

this whole situation has made me feel very ill and i have been spewing hot bile for several hours now, if i continue to investigate this i will most likely fall on my sword like saul AKA paul FROM the holy bible

i will not be returning to webchecker.com, im sorry king david, i always loved you.

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