case no. 24764
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ALL EMPLOYEES OF GAEBINSTA CINIC HAVE DIED
posted 5:7:33:53 ago
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2:32 AM
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hello checkers of the checkerboard L.OL…
i think i heard my dad say something about how every single employee of gaebinsta, host of the gaebinsta clinic, have died maybe
i told that old fool to shut his flapping glass lips and he sub sequentially whipped me with thuh TV gide book, stupid fuck, one day i hope i check a lie called PATERNITITY TEST fuck
that fucker most likely didn’t create me
anyways that shit sounded like a lie, and we have extreme prejudice against lies (if you forgot FUCK OFF OUT OF HERE, you a fake ONE 1)
so i will go to the gaebinsta clinic and took some pictures, unlike my evil not-father (or should i say not-zi, because he is evil and such) i will take pictures of facts not lies and not various fishes like him
legally we must
state that the MELPAY webcheck donation system is a feature only available to paying “founder” status members of webcheck.com
the meritocracy is not real, we disproved that
lie a long time ago
fuck, that elderly scum guy i do reluctantly call “pops” seemed to have sniffed a truth
i swam on over to the gbc and they’re was not a single proletarian in sight i do tell YOU!
here’s a slimy little picture to show you my finding ings
this is no worker trust me now, that is an attendant
of the fabled clinic
this whole situation has made me feel very ill and i have been spewing hot bile for several hours now, if i continue to investigate this i will most likely fall on my sword like saul AKA paul FROM the holy bible
i will not be returning to webchecker.com, im sorry king david, i always loved you.